Quarantine Coaster Set

Be prepared for quarantine at any time! Assorted coasters with horrible suggestions
for conversation topics and private thoughts: 

• Uh, yeah, you should cut yourself some bangs.
  
• Scope out who you'll eat first. Just in case.
• A non-refundable trip? I say book it.
• Do not fact-check. Share that info ASAP.
• Maybe you should get rid of all your pants.
• Initiate a staring contest with a neighbor.
• Way to conserve water by forgoing hygiene.
• Whatever you do, do not lose those fat reserves.
• OMG. The delivery person could smuggle you out.
• Bet you can manage that old bad habit now.