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Quarantine<br> Coaster Set
Quarantine<br> Coaster Set
$ 12.00

Quarantine
Coaster Set

 

Be prepared for quarantine! 
Ten assorted coasters with horrible suggestions
for conversation topics and private thoughts. 

  • Uh, yeah, you should cut yourself some bangs.
  • Scope out who you'll eat first. Just in case.
  • A non-refundable trip? I say book it.
  • Do not fact-check. Share that info ASAP.
  • Maybe you should get rid of all your pants.
  • Initiate a staring contest with a neighbor.
  • Way to conserve water by forgoing hygiene.
  • Whatever you do, do not lose those fat reserves.
  • OMG. The delivery person could smuggle you out.
  • Bet you can manage that old bad habit now.
    • Set of (10) 4" round coasters with different statements
    • Pressed paperboard coasters (think bar coasters) with foil imprinting
    • Reusable with care

      Phrases:

      • Uh, yeah, you should cut yourself some bangs.
      • Scope out who you'll eat first. Just in case.
      • A non-refundable trip? I say book it.
      • Do not fact-check. Share that info ASAP.
      • Maybe you should get rid of all your pants.
      • Initiate a staring contest with a neighbor.
      • Way to conserve water by forgoing hygiene.
      • Whatever you do, do not lose those fat reserves.
      • OMG. The delivery person could smuggle you out.
      • Bet you can manage that old bad habit now.

        Specs:

        • Set of (10) 4" round coasters with different statements
        • Pressed paperboard coasters (think bar coasters) with foil imprinting
        • Reusable with care

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