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Hold my Dress While I Pee On You Funny Will You Be My Bridesmaid Card
Pee <br> Dress Version
$ 5.50

Pee
Dress Version

 

This funny "Will you be my bridesmaid" card lays out the honest risk of holding your dress. Make sure they have a sense of humor and have some way to open the card, or you'll be down one member of your bridal party.

Select recipient from drop-down, or pick OTHER and specify recipient in "notes" section at checkout.

Folded: I might pee on you.
Unfolded: I might make you hold my dress as I pee, make you go on silly errands, or totally annoy you. But I hope you’ll accept. Will you be my...(bridesmaid, maid of honor, etc.)?

  • Unique fold-out card printed on heavy card stock
  • Matching envelope
  • A6 size: Folded: 4.5 x 6.25"
    Unfolded: 13.5 x 6.25"

Message

Folded: I might pee on you.
Unfolded: I might make you hold my dress as I pee, make you go on silly errands, or totally annoy you. But I hope you’ll accept. Will you be my...(bridesmaid, maid of honor, etc.)?

Specs

  • Unique fold-out card printed on heavy card stock
  • Matching envelope
  • A6 size: Folded: 4.5 x 6.25"
    Unfolded: 13.5 x 6.25"

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