Horrible Suggestions Adult Advent Calendar

Countdown the 12 days to Christmas with this somewhat inappropriate scratch-off advent calendar! FOR ADULTS ONLY: one horrible suggestion per day for 12 days, or scratch them off all at once. 8x10" size; hole-punched at top for hanging, cello-sleeved.

Under the scratch-offs (only look if you don't want to be surprised!):
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- Get yourself added to some naughty lists.
- Start asking kids for proof that Santa is real.
- Compliment a neighbor on their new bulbs.
- At the gym, call everyone working out an ugly sweater.
- Put that “ho” in holiday!
- Kick off a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays debate for fun.
- Santa Practice! Grab that list, find an old man’s lap, & prove how good you’ve been.
- Order take-out! Make sure to request it be gift-wrapped.
- Self on the Elf.
- Better climb into that chimney to make sure Santa will fit.
- See how many times you can jingle it all the way.
- Act out Jesus’ birth.

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