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So Old Sarcastic Birthday Card
Just So Old
$ 5.50

Just So Old

Give this card to Janine for her 53rd birthday & film her reaction then text it to me. I want to see her botoxed face react.

Folded: You are just so, so old.
Unfolded: You are just so youthful. Good-looking, also, so I'm sure you've been told.

  • Unique fold-out card printed on heavy card stock
  • Matching envelope
  • A6 size: Folded: 4.5 x 6.25"
    Unfolded: 13.5 x 6.25"

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C.V.H.

i hope my dad finds this as funny as I do! It’s a well made card; arrived on time & as pictured.

T
T.

Arrived in time! It's perfect! Hahaha

J
J.Z.

Love these cards. I will continue to buy them regularly!

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L.L.

These are hilarious. Cannot wait to send to a friend.

M
M.O.

Quick delivery and just the right humor for my circle of friends. Nicely made too.