Folded: Old geezer
Unfolded: I know you're getting older, but geez, it seems like you never run out of energy!
Folded size (A6): 4.5 x 6.25 in.
Unfolded size: 13.5 x 6.25 in.
Fold-out cards open to reveal a hidden message. Ships with regular postage stamp; includes matching envelope.
Made in the USA