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Kill Me Now

Kill Me Now

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Say "Happy Thanksgiving", "Happy Chanukkah", "Merry Christmas" or any other holiday greeting with this vague cry for help.

Folded: Kill me now.
Unfolded: Kindness, cheer...call me a little crazy or nerdy, but I love how the holidays bring out the best in people.

  • Unique fold-out card printed on heavy card stock
  • Matching envelope
  • A6 size: Folded: 4.5 x 6.25"
    Unfolded: 13.5 x 6.25"

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L.L.

Super funny and super cute. My boy loved it.

B
B.E.

Thanks. We're always looking for odd Hanukkah cards. Hard to find any Hanukkah cards locally. Great to be able to send something humerous.

V
V.C.
5 stars

5 stars

B
B.S.
Awesome card.

Awesome card. Prompt shipping. Thanks!

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