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So Old Sarcastic Birthday Card
Just So Old
$ 5.00

Just So Old

Give this card to Janine for her 53rd birthday & film her reaction then text it to me. I want to see her botoxed face react.

Folded: You are just so, so old.
Unfolded: You are just so youthful. Good-looking, also, so I'm sure you've been told.

  • Unique fold-out card printed on heavy card stock
  • Matching envelope
  • A6 size: Folded: 4.5 x 6.25"
    Unfolded: 13.5 x 6.25"

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Customer Reviews

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J
J.Z.

Love these cards. I will continue to buy them regularly!

L
L.L.

These are hilarious. Cannot wait to send to a friend.

M
M.O.

Quick delivery and just the right humor for my circle of friends. Nicely made too.

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A.H.
great quality card.

great quality card. thankful for the inserted instructions.

L
L.C.
This card is HILARIOUS and the quality is above any store bought alternative.

This card is HILARIOUS and the quality is above any store bought alternative. Five stars all the way!!